God to Palin: Don’t Do It

If I were deciding to run for POTUS I might turn to exploratory committees and polls to help make my decision instead of waiting for divine intervention. I know, I know, that’s crazy talk but I’m kind of a maverick.

In a wide-ranging interview with Fox News, [Sarah Palin] said: “I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is.”

The mother-of-five added: “And if there is an open door in [20]12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plough through that door.”